Friday, June 29, 2018

Heather Graham (37C)

I’ve only seen 3 of her movies, but Heather Graham seems to float between "cute pixie" and "willing sex toy". I will be able to pinpoint it more accurately after seeing a few more of the movies listed below.


Her movies I have seen:
+*2002 - Killing Me Softly
   1999 - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
   1998 - Lost in Space

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
2012 - About Cherry
2009 - Boogie Woogie
2006 - Broken
2002 - The Guru
1999 - Bowfinger
1997 - Boogie Nights
1997 - Two Girls and a Guy

Where she ranks on the list: 
Heather Graham doesn’t really do it for me, but I did like watching “Killing Me Softly”, so she just makes the cut at #40.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Deborah Caprioglio (38D)

I only saw Deborah Caprioglio in one movie - the Tinto Brass flick "Paprika", but what a movie! She plays a naïve girl who moves to the big city to work at a brothel as a hooker. She wants to make enough money so she and her boyfriend can get married, buy a house, and blah, blah, blah.

The only trouble is, her boyfriend cuts out on her, then she realizes how much she likes making all this easy dough, so she continues in this line of work. Deborah works her way up to classier brothels, and eventually gets a rich old dude to marry her.

There is one scene in the movie where the rich guy throws a party at his mansion so that his snooty friends and family can meet his new young bride. One old biddy, ticked off that this pretty gold-digger has her hooks in the family fortune, decides to embarrass Ms. Caprioglio by intentionally spilling wine on her blouse, causing Deborah’s magnificent braless boobs to show through the fabric.

This ploy backfires, because the husband proceeds to strip his busty wife naked in front of everyone, and invites the group to get a closer look and to grope her as they please, making her the popular center of attention!


Her movies I have seen: 
+*1991 - Paprika

+best bet
 *would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
1992 - The Smile of the Fox
1989 - Paganini

Where she ranks on the list: 
You may have noticed that I have had her listed as #1 in the rankings. She has a nice rack and a great ass, and puts all of it to good use in “Paprika”. But, should I really have someone at #1 based on just one movie? I’m starting to wonder that myself, but for now she's at the top.


You could put an eye out with those things!

Ahh, life in a big-city brothel...

Getting a good scrub-down by the house madam...

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Bo Derek (36B)

Like most of the world, I first saw Bo Derek in "10", which was actually her 2nd movie (after "Orca"). Oh, she’s sexy enough, and frequently displays her chest along with her very noticeable rib cage (just like another of John Derek's wives – Ursula Andress). But can she act? NOOOOO!!! Hmm… in that regard, she's sort of a blonde Raquel Welch.


Her movies I have seen: 
+*1994 - Woman of Desire
  *1984 - Bolero
   1981 - Tarzan the Ape Man
  *1979 - 10

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
1981 - Fantasies
1980 - A Change of Seasons

Where she ranks on the list: 
I have Bo checking in at #26. She has a nice body, but when she opens her mouth she reveals her empty head. There's plenty of other ladies on this list who not only look good, but are interesting to watch in their movies.

So she's at 26 for now, but as I am typing this (and looking at the list of top 40 babes already listed on the sidebar) I have a good mind to drop her out of the top 30. Well, that's for another day. I was already thinking I need to re-evaluate some of these ladies, like I did after the first 19 were posted.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Anna Jimskaia

I have seen Anna Jimskaia only in "Monamour", her first movie. In the Tinto Brass tradition, she spends much of the movie going around town in short skirts or slit dresses (and no panties), alternating between driving her husband wild and trolling for new lovers.

In the Claudia Koll thread, I listed all the Brass-directed movies I have seen. I watched most of them about 10 years ago, but I saw "Monamour" within the past year. Near the end of the flick there was a scene which I'm sure was copied exactly from Koll's movie "All Ladies Do It", with Claudia being replaced by Jimskaia.

In that scene (which is where the DVD cover photo comes from), Anna and her lover are at what I remember to be an open-air café (or maybe on a boat deck). She dances to the music (lifting her miniskirt to reveal her bare ass), then sits down on her lover's lap and has sex while the other patrons pretend not to watch (with the music playing all the while).


Her movies I have seen: 
+*2006 – Monamour

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
Like we’ve seen with other actresses on this blog (Claudia Koll, Yulia Mayarchuk) who starred in Tinto Brass’ movies, Ms. Jimskaia has appeared in very few movies that a Region 1 English-language viewer would have seen. (In fact, IMDb only lists 6 credits on her resume, and 4 of them are TV series or TV movies.

Where she ranks on the list: 
I have her at #5, only because of the way she repeatedly bares her ass and has sex in public in "Monamour". But after re-reading the list of the top 20 babes on this blog's sidebar, if I thought about it some more, Anna could be anywhere from #5 to #10.


Sexing it up with hubby at home...

Time for a steam and a rubdown, then off to the museum to find another (art) lover...

Dinner, dancing, and coupling... with an audience in tow...