Kitten Natividad (38HH)

Miss Nude Universe in 1970 and 1971, Kitten Natividad then became a movie star (or, her chest did, anyway). After appearing in some Russ Meyer movies in the 1970s, she hit the topless dancing circuit, and also made some lesbian soft-core movies with her busty pals Candy Samples and Uschi Digard. In the 1980s she also made some hardcore films, with various porn stars of the day.

Her first films I saw were "Eat at the Blue Fox" and "Bodacious Ta-Tas", on Showtime in the 1980s. Soon after, I hit the local video store to see what else she was in. I remember one time picking out "Taking It Off". On my way to the register, a young mother with a child in tow asked me "Oh, what is that movie you have?" When I showed her the cover (which as I recall featured a topless Kitten with only a tailor’s tape measure to cover her nipples), the woman gave me a terse "Hmmph!", turned around, and scurried off with her child, lest they should catch something from me. LOL!

About 10 years ago I also saw "Up!" and "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens", two of her first movies.

Her movies I have seen: 
  *1987 - Takin' It All Off
+*1985 - Bodacious Ta-Ta's
  *1985 - Takin' It Off
  *1983 - Eat at the Blue Fox
   1979 - The Lady in Red
  *1979 - Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
  *1976 - Up!

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
1991 – 40 The Hard Way
1986 - The Tomb
1986 - Bad Girls IV
1985 - Ten Little Maidens
1984 – Wrestling Classics 2
1983 - My Tutor

Where she ranks on the list: 
This babe checks in at 44EEE-28-39, and does a little bit of everything in her movies (stripping, lesbian, hardcore). She’s even kind of cute in some of her younger photos. On top of all that, she reminds me very much of my high school girlfriend, bust-wise (oh she wasn’t a 44EEE, but she was huge compared to the other girls) and even a little bit face-wise early-on.

I’m poking her into the #4 slot for now, based on her marvelous chest and overall body, all the many antics in her movies, and the public nudity that many of the photos below imply. However, even now I’m thinking she will drop down in the list, when I come to my senses and compare her again to the many other pretty and sexy ladies already listed.


My wife wore this same outfit (plus a short, black blazer unbuttoned to just below her navel) out on the town recently. You can imagine the looks she got from the men (and women!), and was on the receiving end of some secretive groping as well.  Needless to say, we couldn't wait to get home, to start part 2 of our evening!

I'm going to have to get the wife to re-enact these 2 photos, at least at home!

Would you like some milk in your coffee?

I'm sure we can all imagine this to be several ladies we've known...

Last, but certainly not least...

Donatella Damiani

I first saw Donatella Damiani in the movie "Honey", which stars Clio Goldsmith as a naive 20-something traveler who was staying at a rooming house where Damiani is the landlady.

This Italian bird (as Austin Powers would say) seemed to only wear sheer, gauze dresses which barely contained her braless chest, as she alternated her time between disciplining a nude Goldsmith (I don't recall why, except as opportunities for gratuitous nudity), and massaging a male boarder (while Goldsmith peeked in through a connecting door).

Later, I saw Damiani in "Lola's Secret". As I recall, she was the object of a younger man's fantasy and spent a lot of time romping in the nude with him.

A few months ago, I watched "City of Women", which stars Marcello Mastroianni, and purportedly, Donatella as one of the babes who always seem to be plentiful in his movies. (I was suckered in by the promo photo of 2 babes in sequined thongs - one of them Damiani - lying on top of Mastroianni in bed.) However, that flick was a disappointment, as although she was in the movie briefly, it was mostly about Marcello accidentally wandering into a town filled with women's rights activists, and all the exasperating nonsense that you can imagine that entails.

Her movies I have seen: 
+*1984 - Lola's Secret
  *1981 - Honey
   1980 - City of Women

+ best bet
* would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
I checked IMDb, and nothing else looks promising.

Where she ranks on the list: 
This woman is gorgeous and sexy, and I need to try to find "Lola's Secret" again for another look. Based on that movie and these photos below, she checks in at #8.


Why did MY landlady never look or dress like this?

See, there was this time I went to Atlantic City, and... oh never mind!

I wonder which one was the bride?

Salma Hayek (36C)

Until recently, I only saw Salma Hayek in "Fools Rush In", and some internet photos where her magnificent boobs are straining to spill out of her white dress. Somehow I got the idea that she was all too eager to tease, but was not about to please.

Then I saw "Frida" a few months ago, and… wow! She spends a lot of time with her fine rack on display (as she gets in and out of body casts). Near the end of the flick she also has a lesbian love scene. Go to the head of the class, Ms. Hayek! I quickly checked out "Desperado" and "From Dusk Till Dawn" (which I didn't like as much).

Her movies I have seen: 
+*2002 - Frida
  *1997 - Fools Rush In
   1996 - From Dusk Till Dawn
   1995 - Desperado

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
2014 - Some Kind of Beautiful
2011 - Americano
2006 - Lonely Hearts
2006 - Ask the Dust
2006 - Bandidas
2004 - After the Sunset
1998 - 54
1997 - Breaking Up

Where she ranks on the list: 
I was always aware of her beauty and nice assets, but watching “Frida” put her on the map for me. I’m putting her at #10.

The ubiquitous white dress photo...

As the stripper in "From Dusk Till Dawn"...

On location in Miami, helping to cast the extras...

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