Joan Severance (33C)

I first got a look at Joan Severance during her brief time on the TV show “Wiseguy”. About 10 years ago I watched “Red Shoe Diaries: Double Dare” and “Lake Consequence” , and she was smoking hot in both flicks. In “Almost Pregnant”, you get both Joan and Tanya Roberts stripping down, so that’s a two-fer.

After reviewing IMDb today, it looks like I have missed the boat on a lot of her other movies, many of which are suspense-filled dramas which apparently require that she get nude with a variety of people, so I’d better get busy.

Her movies I have seen: 
+*1993 - Red Shoe Diaries 2: Double Dare
+*1993 - Lake Consequence
  *1992 - Almost Pregnant
   1989 - See No Evil, Hear No Evil

+ best bet
 * would see again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
1997 - In Dark Places
1996 - Black Scorpion II: Aftershock
1996 - Profile for Murder
1996 - Frequent Flyer
1995 - Black Scorpion
1995 - Dangerous Indiscretion
1995 - Payback
1994 - Criminal Passion
1992 - Illicit Behavior

Where she ranks on the list: 
Joan is very hot, and her movie roles play right into that. I’m going to put her at #5, behind Sonia Braga and ahead of Sybil Danning. Some of you may be thinking “Why are all these upstarts coming in ahead of Raquel Welch?” Sure, Ms. Welch is very sexy with great boobs, but she never shows them in movies, let alone has any hot love scenes. She also can’t act, and is apparently a pain in the ass. (Neither of those last 2 really matter for entry on this blog, but those that put it out there get their just rewards in these rankings.)