Roberta Vasquez (40F)

Except for “Sins of Desire”, all the movies that I saw Roberta Vasquez in were Andy Sidaris flicks, (which I have already discussed in the Dona Speir thread). Roberta played the bad girl in “Picasso Trigger”, then took over the sidekick government agent (!) role after the 3rd movie in the series, upgrading the “busty factor” for the remaining 4 movies.

My favorite is “Guns”, where in 1 scene she and her boyfriend pull over in the desert during a motorcycle ride. She lies back on his bike while he straddles her and removes her leather vest, leaving her topless. Of course, she needs to arch her back during all of this, and with the cool night breezes, well, you know…

Her movies I have seen: 
  *1993 - Fit to Kill
  *1993 - Sins of Desire
  *1993 - Hard Hunted
  *1991 - Do or Die
+*1990 - Guns
  *1988 - Picasso Trigger

+ best bet
* would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
1990 - Street Asylum

Where she ranks on the list: 
Playboy’s Miss November 1984 brings her 40DD chest to this party, putting her at #13.

Showing us her guns in "Guns"...

Dona Speir

I learned of Dona Speir sometime in the early-1990s when I came across the the first of several movies by Andy Sidaris, probably on Showtime. Sidaris made 12 movies all on a similar topic: get a bunch of Playboy Playmates, put them in a movie (regardless of their acting talent), and in ridiculous situations – like that they are government agents working to bring down drug lords. Priceless!!!

Sidaris made 7 movies with basically the same cast, all starring Speir as the lead agent. Paired with another Playboy Playmate (at first Hope Marie Carlton, later Roberta Vasquez), Dona (as special agent Donna Hamilton) finds plenty of time to get nude in-between running her “front” (an air cargo delivery on Molokai), chasing bad guys, and comparing the size of her guns (no really, actual guns!) with those of her male colleagues.

I haven’t seen these flicks for a while, but my recollection is that as this series went on, Speir did less and less gratuitous nudity per movie. Maybe she had more creative control?

A decade or so later, these 7 movies (along with 4 later ones featuring an almost completely new cast led by Julie Strain, plus Sidaris’ 1st flick “Malibu Express” starring Sybil Danning) were re-packaged into four 3-disc sets under the banner “Babes, Bombs, and Bullets” (or something like that).

I highly recommend the first 8 flicks to anyone who likes this stuff. I haven’t seen the last 4 movies, probably because of the unfamiliar cast. Oh, so it sounds like I was watching these for the plots or character development! :)

Her movies I have seen: 
  *1993 - Fit to Kill
  *1993 - Hard Hunted
+*1991 - Do or Die (great pool scene with Erik Estrada!)
  *1990 - Guns
   1989 - Savage Beach
  *1988 - Picasso Trigger
  *1987 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
Nah, I’m done

Where she ranks on the list: 
She plays the same character in all 7 movies – a tough chick who isn’t afraid to take it off (although there’s no visible sex going on.) Personally, Roberta Vasquez is my favorite actress/bunny from these films, but Dona is nice too. I’m going to slot her at #4 in this (so-far) list of 6. She shows as much or more as all those currently on the list except for Sybil Danning, but I can’t see putting Dona ahead of the marvelously-stacked Jayne Mansfield.

No stripping while piloting an airplane! (or at least 1 at a time)...