Linda Blair (37C)

Linda Blair became a star at age 13 in "The Exorcist", but it seems to be all downhill after that, appearing in one trashy B-movie after another. I only really liked "Chained Heat", and that opinion was helped along by the appearance of Sybil Danning, one of the prisoners who takes an interest in young Linda.

Her movies I have seen: 
   1985 - Savage Island
   1984 - Savage Streets
+*1983 - Chained Heat
   1973 - The Exorcist

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
No thanks…

Where she ranks on the list: 
Linda has a nice rack and a sweet ass, but her movies are generally unwatchable, and her face is more cherubic than sexy. Don't get me wrong, I do think she was hot, but it is these photo shoots that got her on this blog so soon, not her movies, so I’m putting her at the bottom of the current group. Don’t worry Linda Blair fans, she will probably be in the 25 to 35 range when the list is all said and done. (I don’t foresee anyone on the list moving up number-wise, but as others are added below a specific babe, said babe will rise percentile-wise.)
 

This photo reminds me of the picture where the US Army planted a flag on Iwo Jima:

Josephine Jacqueline Jones

I first saw Josephine Jacqueline Jones in “Black Venus”. She plays an exquisite, high-class, early-1900s hooker who also models for a local sculptor. Everything about her is so sexy – face, hair, body.

In one scene, she is among the lineup of call-girls in a brothel that several men are reviewing. When two of the men both pick her, neither will back down, so the madam suggests that she take on both of them, which she does. A very sexy DP!

Next I saw her in “Love Circles”, which is a series of vignettes that follow a pack of matches around the world as they are passed boy-girl-boy-girl from one couple to another (after they “couple” in a variety of public places!) Jones’ segment is fairly bizarre, compared to “Black Venus”.

She only had bit parts in her other 2 movies. (All the photos here are from "Black Venus", except the last is from "Love Circles".)

Her movies I have seen: 
   1987 - Warrior Queen
  *1985 - Love Circles
   1984 - Christina
+*1983 - Black Venus

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
(she only made 4)

Where she ranks on the list: 
What’s not to like about this Coco Goddess? Although not as well-endowed as Pam Grier, I think she is much sexier than Pam. But, she really only has that one movie that’s worth watching to see her. Because of that, she’s not a top-10 babe for me (but certainly a top-20). As this list grows, it is going to be harder to assign exact slots than anticipated. Let’s put her just above Dona Speir.

Dona Speir

I learned of Dona Speir sometime in the early-1990s when I came across the the first of several movies by Andy Sidaris, probably on Showtime. Sidaris made 12 movies all on a similar topic: get a bunch of Playboy Playmates, put them in a movie (regardless of their acting talent), and in ridiculous situations – like that they are government agents working to bring down drug lords. Priceless!!!

Sidaris made 7 movies with basically the same cast, all starring Speir as the lead agent. Paired with another Playboy Playmate (at first Hope Marie Carlton, later Roberta Vasquez), Dona (as special agent Donna Hamilton) finds plenty of time to get nude in-between running her “front” (an air cargo delivery on Molokai), chasing bad guys, and comparing the size of her guns (no really, actual guns!) with those of her male colleagues.

I haven’t seen these flicks for a while, but my recollection is that as this series went on, Speir did less and less gratuitous nudity per movie. Maybe she had more creative control?

A decade or so later, these 7 movies (along with 4 later ones featuring an almost completely new cast led by Julie Strain, plus Sidaris’ 1st flick “Malibu Express” starring Sybil Danning) were re-packaged into four 3-disc sets under the banner “Babes, Bombs, and Bullets” (or something like that).

I highly recommend the first 8 flicks to anyone who likes this stuff. I haven’t seen the last 4 movies, probably because of the unfamiliar cast. Oh, so it sounds like I was watching these for the plots or character development! :)

Her movies I have seen: 
  *1993 - Fit to Kill
  *1993 - Hard Hunted
+*1991 - Do or Die (great pool scene with Erik Estrada!)
  *1990 - Guns
   1989 - Savage Beach
  *1988 - Picasso Trigger
  *1987 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

+ best bet
 * would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see: 
Nah, I’m done

Where she ranks on the list: 
She plays the same character in all 7 movies – a tough chick who isn’t afraid to take it off (although there’s no visible sex going on.) Personally, Roberta Vasquez is my favorite actress/bunny from these films, but Dona is nice too. I’m going to slot her at #4 in this (so-far) list of 6. She shows as much or more as all those currently on the list except for Sybil Danning, but I can’t see putting Dona ahead of the marvelously-stacked Jayne Mansfield.

No stripping while piloting an airplane! (or at least 1 at a time)...