Kristi Ducati

Car Wash!..........Car Wash, yeah!

Kristi Ducati is a busty, big-hair brunette who appeared in a few cheesy movies in the 1990s. As I recall, she couldn't act but that wasn't really a qualification for the movies she was in, now was it?

Her movies I have seen:
*1993 - The Bikini Carwash Company II
*1992 - The Bikini Carwash Company

+best bet
*would watch again
(Not giving either of these two a "best bet" because I forget which one was better.)


Her movies I'd like to see:
1995 - Sorceress
1992 - Intimate Obsession
Full disclosure - I would watch "Sorceress" more to see Linda Blair and Julie Strain, than for Kristi.

Edwidge Fenech

I learned of Edwidge Fenech while browsing the internet. Her name kept popping up as starring in various European movies (over 60 movies from 1967-82), so I decided to check her out, and bought a 3-DVD set of her movies.

WHAT A WASTE! Oh, she was sexy enough, and was often nude in the movies, but the supporting cast were all a bunch of infantile jackasses who spent most of the movie looking at her through keyholes while she was showering, hiding in her closets while she was undressing, and other such dumbass stuff you would expect from juvenile American "sex comedies".

When I watch Eurotrash movies, I expect to at least see some fucking! I was so pissed I just threw the movies out after watching them once.

Her movies I have seen:
1978 - The School Teacher in the House
1978 - The School Teacher Goes to Boys' High
1975 - The School Teacher

+best bet
*would watch again

This is the first time I have not used the "would watch again" asterisk and the "best bet" plus sign.


Her movies I'd like to see:
None! I've learned my lesson.

Gina Gershon (38B)

Gina Gershon is a sexy, haughty babe who's appeared in over 130 movies and TV series since 1981. She may have been at her sleazy best in the mid-1990s.

I saw her in the groundbreaking (?!?) "Showgirls" with Elizabeth Berkeley, and in "Bound" with Jennifer Tilley.

Most of these photos are from "Showgirls". The last two are from "Bound".

Her movies I have seen:
+*1996 - Bound
  *1995 - Showgirls
   1988 - Cocktail
   1981 - Pretty in Pink

+best bet
*would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see:
1993 - Love Matters

Going tit-to-tit with Jennifer Tilley.

Gershon is on the bottom, with the tattoo.

Olivia Pascal

Olivia Pascal is a German actress who was in several Euro-trash movies in the late 1970s. Since the mid-1980s, she has appeared in many TV series and movies.

I saw three of her early movies, and the thing I remember most about her (aside from her puffy nipples) is one scene where she is tied up in a frame and whipped by her captor. (Three of those pictures are below.) I think they are from the movie "Vanessa". As I recall, the premise of that movie is she is a randy student at a convent, and that guy is whipping some discipline into her.

I think Olivia appeared only briefly in "Joy of Flying", because the star of that movie was Corinne Cartier. (click thru for some good photos) 

Her movies I have seen:
  *1978 - Triangle of Venus (a/k/a "Island of 1000 Delights")
  *1977 - Joy of Flying
+*1977 - Vanessa

+best bet
*would watch again


Her movies I'd like to see:
1979 - Cola, Candy, Chocolate
1978 - Popcorn und Himbeereis
1978 - Summer Night Fever

Cynthia Brimhall (35D)

Cynthia Brimhall is one of the many 1980s' Playboy Playmates to get "acting" roles in the series of action movies made by Andy Sidaris. (He rounds up playmates to play government agents fighting crime in Hawaii - I know, right?)

Cynthia was Miss October 1985, and in these movies her "cover" (such that it is) it as a lounge singer.  She doesn't have much to do in these movies, as the bulk of the lines and scenes feature the top 2 female agents Dona Speir and (after replacing Hope Marie Carlton after the first 2 movies) Roberta Vasquez.  Brimhall only made 9 movies, and 6 of them are in the Sidaris series.

Sidaris made 12 movies in all. The first starred Sybil Danning and was unrelated to all the others that followed. Films 2 through 8 had the same cast, including all the ladies I mentioned. The last 4 used a different cast, with only Julie Strain returning from the middle set.

These movies are great fun. You can feel your IQ points draining away while watching them!

Her movies I have seen: 
  *1993 - Fit to Kill
  *1993 - Hard Hunted
  *1991 - Do or Die
+*1990 - Guns
  *1988 - Picasso Trigger
  *1987 - Hard Ticket to Hawaii

+best bet
*would watch again

She's changing from her lounge-singer clothes to her go-get-the-bad-guys outfit.